Whispers Joke

Little Boy With His Mom....

One Sunday morning, a little boy goes to church with his mom. While sitting in the service, he looks up at his mom and says, "Mommy, I have to pee, Mommy, I have to pee!!

His mom replies, "Johnny, it's not polite to say pee in church. From now on, when you have to pee, say 'you have to whisper'."

The following Sunday, the boy is sitting in church with his dad and the urge to go comes to him. He looks up at his dad and says, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

"Alright, son," his father says, "right here in my ear!"

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Everyone Is Busy

Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please?
Youngster: (whispering) No, he's busy.

Sales person: Well then, can I please speak to your mother?
Youngster: (in a whisper) She's busy too.

Sales person: I see, how about your brother or sister? Can I speak to him?
Youngster: (whispering) No. They're both busy too.

Sales person: (losing patience) Is there anybody else there I could talk to???
Youngster: (in a whisper) Yeah, the police are here...but they are busy too....

Sales person: ( by now quite exasperated) What are all these people doing that keeps them so busy?!!!
Youngster: (still whispering) Looking for me.