Journalist Jokes


Acar was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

Funny Journalist Jokes

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled." The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!"

Funny Journalist Jokes

A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."

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At a new conference, a journalist told the politician running for the presidency, "Your secratary said publicly that you have a small tool.

Would you please comment on this?"

"The truth is, "replied the politician, "that she has a big mouth!"

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A cub reporter covered a story about an attack on a woman by an escapee from a mental aslyum. He returned with the story and a headline of: "Woman raped, mental patient esacapes".

The editor told him the headline needed a little punch to grab the reader's attention. After a while, he returned with "Fiend F***s and Flees".

The editor told him it was a family paper and they couldn't use a headline like that, so he should go back and try again.

Much later, he returned with: Nut screws and bolts".

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A Flim crew was on location deep in the Arizona desert. One day an old red indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."

The next day it rained. A week later, the Red indian went to the director and said, "Tomorrow Storm."

The next day there was a hailstorm.

This Red indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Red indian to predict the weather.

How ever, after several successful predicitions, the old red indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally, the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Red indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know,." he said. Radio is broken."

Funny Journalist Jokes

A newsboy was standing on the coner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! fifty people swindled!"

Curios, a man walked over, bought a paper and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the mand said, "There's nothing here about fifty people being swindled."

The news boy ingored him and went calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled! Fifty-one people swindled!"

Funny Journalist Jokes