Advertisers Jokes

How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb? "Does it have to be a light bulb?"
Seven. One to change the bulb, and six to design the T-shirt.

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One of life's disappointments is discovering that the man who writes the bank's ads is not the one who makes the loans.

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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.

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Good times, bad times, there will always be advertising. In good times people want to advertise; in bad times they have to.

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How advertiser do it?
  • Advertiser do it publicly.
  • Advertiser use the "new, improved" method.
  • Advertiser just do it.
  • Advertiser do it with in thirty seconds.
  • Advertiser do it originally.
  • Advertiser do it with promises to be the best.
  • Advertiser do it with a lot of noise.

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