How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?
"Does it have to be a light bulb?"
Seven. One to change the bulb, and six to design the T-shirt.
One of life's disappointments is discovering that the man who writes the bank's ads is not the one who makes the loans.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Good times, bad times, there will always be advertising. In good times people want to advertise; in bad times they have to.