At a wedding reception the D.J. Announced.....
"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living after marriage?"
The Bartender was almost crushed to death.
A guy rushes into a bar, oreders four expensive 30-year-old single malts and has the bartender line them up in front of him. then, without pausing, he quickly downs each one.
Whew, the bartender remarked, "you seem to be in a hurry."
You would be too if you had what i have."
What do you have?" the barted sympathetically asked.
Five bucks only!"
A man strolls into a bar and orders a beer. While chatting with the bartender the man says: " I have a method that will enable you to double the amount of beer you sell every day/"
Really?" Asks the bartender. "How?"
"Very simple. Just pour full glasses."