This Joke is Contributed by -- Sanjna, Chennai
MEN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man --
unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
You
shut
the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon -
they should be able
to
put them all up there
4. Never let your man's mind wander --
it's too
little
to
be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man.
You might as well, they
never
mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same --
they just have different
faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor:
a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men --
most of them are
the
do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is
to suggest
he
is too old for it.
10. Love is blind,
but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man,
look in a mental
hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for
40
years.
Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for
directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,
tell
him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you
tell
him jokes,
it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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