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Oracle, Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave."
Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
A leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
A leave letter to a headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
Another letter written to a headmaster: "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."
Actual application for leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Letter writing: "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.
Telegram sent by a Rural br.manager to Zonal office
"wife serious, send substitute!"
Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Durga sits on the lion there !
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!
Boss: So tell me young man, on which occasions have you realised that you are important in the Company and company cannot function without you???
Employee : "Sir, whenever I asked for leave"!!
A Company Owner was asked a Question:
"How do you Motivate ur Employees to be so much Punctual?"
He Smiles & Replies:
"It's simple; I have 30 Employees and 29 free Parking spaces 1 paid
Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
Height of Corporate Torture.
A company employee went to TOILET.
As he sat on the seat on front wall was written:
"Had u put the same pressure at work, company's targets would have been achieved today"
Amazing reply by employee - if you apply such pressure what comes out will always be shit!
Customer care officer: I need a product identification no: right now and may I help u in finding it out?
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Customer: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?
Personal Manager to New job applicant: "Why did your manager fire you?"
"Well a manager is the man who stands arround and watches others work, right? " the young appicant replied.
"Yes, but why did he fire you?"
"He was jelous of me. A lot of workers thought i was the manager!"
Personnel Manager interviewing prospective employee: "Your application states you were at your last place for 25 years. Then what made you leave the place?"
Hoperful applicant: "I was forced to-they granted me parole!"