Publisher Jokes

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,"Where's the self-help section?"
She answered, "If I tell you, it will defeat the purpose."

There are three rules for writing a novel.
Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

Copying an idea from an author is plagiarism.
Copying many ideas from many authors is research.

Writer: Did you like my novel?
Publisher: I really liked the last two words.
Writer: (very excitedly) And which are those?
Publisher: 'The End'

Publisher: "Have you written this poem all by yourself?"
Young Poet: "Ofcourse, every word of it."
Publisher: "Well i am very glad to meet you, Mr.Edgar Allan Poe. I was afraid you were dead a long time ago."

Man went to the book shop and asked the saleswomen, "Where is the self-help section?"
Saleswomen: "If I tell you, it will defeat the purpose."

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