Astronaut Anecdotes


First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second Spaceman: So do I, it must be launch time !

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How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep?
Rocket

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What should an astronaut do when he gets dirty?
Take a meteor shower

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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How does a robot shave ?
With a laser blade !

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar

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What happens to astronauts who misbehave?
They're grounded

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Did you hear the one about the spaceship?
It was out of this world
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What do you call a space magician?
A flying saucerer

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What kind of Star Wars toy can you ride?
A Toy-Yoda

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When is the moon not hungry?
When it is full