Q: What do pilots eat?
A: Plane biscuits.!
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.
"That's too much," said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
The Clerk said, "Just a minute...." "Thank you!" the man said and hung up.
The flight attendant replied, "About thirty-two thousand feet."
The passenger's jaw dropped in amazement. "Who'd have belive it? And could you tell me how wide it is?"
The Controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess Where!"