Farmers Story Joke

Little Boy With His Mom.... Poultry Farms Ki Inspection Ho? Rahi Thi,

Inspector: "Aap Murgiyon Ko Kya Dalte Ho?"

Sharma: "Ji, Bajra"

Inspector: "Wrong Food, Arrest Him" Phir Usne Sath Mein Khade Doosre Bande Se Puchha.

Verma: "Ji, Main Chawal Dalta Hoon"

Inspector: "Wrong Food, Arrest Him"

Ab Santa Ki Bari Thi, Is Se Pahle Inspector Kuch Puchta, Santa Ghabrate Hue Bola

Santa: "Ji, Ham To Murgiyon Ko 5-5 Rupaye De Dete Hai, Ki Jo Khana Hai Wo kha Lo".

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Everyone Is Busy

FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door.
FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.

Funny Farmers Jokes

Farmer With His Wife

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplane rides, but he balked at the ten-dollar tickets.

Let's make a deal," said the pilot. "If you and your wife can ride without making a single sound, I won't charge you anything. Otherwise you pay the ten dollars."
"Good deal!" said the farmer.

So they went for a ride. When they got back the pilot said, "If I hadn't been there, I never would have believed it. You never made a sound!"
It wasn't easy, either," said the farmer. "I almost yelled when my wife fell out."

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Farmer With Clergyman

A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "Why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

"No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like it."
"Don't be silly," the minister said. "Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."

Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"

"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay."

Funny Farmers Jokes