Statisticians Jokes


Two random variables were gossiping and thought they were discrete by whispering but I heard their chatter continuously.

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Why did the statistician take Viagra?

Since his sample was large, he did not want to be rejected with a small p-value and be declared practically nonsignificant!!

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Three statisticians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first statistician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third statistician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "On the average we got it!"

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I asked a statistician for her phone number... and she gave me an estimate.

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If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.

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I asked a statistician for her phone number... and she gave me an estimate.

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"Why are you moving? You have arrived to this lovely neighborhood just a few weeks ago."

"Yes, but I read in the local paper a bit of statistics that said, 'most auto accidents happen within eight miles of your home'."

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Did you hear about the politician who promised that, if he was elected, he'd make certain that everybody would get an above average income?

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Three statisticians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first statistician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third statistician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "On the average we got it!"

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Patient: " Will i survive this risky operation?"

Surgeon: "Yes I'm absolutely sure that you will survive the operation."

Patient: How can you be so sure?"

Surgeon: "9 out of 10 patients die in this operation, and just yesterday my ninth patient died!"

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