TV Reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha: Jab Bomb gira to kya vo jor se gira?
Zakhmi gusse me: Nahi vo rengta hua mere paas aya aur sharma k bola..... dhummm.
What Indian advertisements taught us???
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this
Once upon a time ... There was a beautiful girl named Rexona & hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma , Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy" they wished to marry & approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them.
Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre , Medimix city ... They invite their friends Lux, Dove , Dettol , Savlon, Tide , Fa , Jo and others Rexona & cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'.
Don't Kill your wife with housework. Let our washing machine do it for you.
If you love someone ?
* Go get it (Visa power)
Want to propose to a girl ?
* Just do it. (Nike)
Before going to propose to a girl ?
* Believe in the best (BPL)
If your girl asks you which dress to wear ?
* Kuch nahi (Pears)
Not satisfied with your dates ?
* Yeh dil mangey more (Pepsi)
If you are going to propose to a girl, chances are... ?
* 50-50 (Britannia)
Those who succeed in love always say ?
* We dream because we do (Daewoo)
A guy having a number of girl friends ?
* Complete Man (Raymonds)
A smart girl having a number of boyfriends ?
* Yeh hai hamara suraksa chakra (Colgate)
If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her ?
* Take it easy (Limca)
If you get married to a girl of your mother's choice... ?
* Jiyo merey Lal (Brook Bond)
How do u CUT roads?????
* Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste
Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well.
* Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
* Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ??? socho....... nahi pata..??
* D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ????
This is quite simple..
* D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahuthi
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
* So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
What will u call a person who is leaving India??
* Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel much??
* Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI ???????????
* Sita MEMORY hai (RAM=RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY yar./)
A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer elephants say about her?
socho socho nahin yar aplog nahin bata sakte.............
* 36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
* Dil Chhata Hai...