Once upon a time ... There was a beautiful girl named Rexona & hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma , Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy" they wished to marry & approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre , Medimix city ... They invite their friends Lux, Dove , Dettol , Savlon, Tide , Fa , Jo and others Rexona & cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'.
----- Contributed by Islam Inamdar
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If you love someone ?
* Go get it (Visa power)
Other Jokes ...
Want to propose to a girl ?
* Just do it. (Nike)
Before going to propose to a girl ?
* Believe in the best (BPL)
If your girl asks you which dress to wear ?
* Kuch nahi (Pears)
Not satisfied with your dates ?
* Yeh dil mangey more (Pepsi)
If you are going to propose to a girl, chances are... ?
* 50-50 (Britannia)
Those who succeed in love always say ?
* We dream because we do (Daewoo)
A guy having a number of girl friends ?
* Complete Man (Raymonds)
A smart girl having a number of boyfriends ?
* Yeh hai hamara suraksa chakra (Colgate)
If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her ?
* Take it easy (Limca)
If you get married to a girl of your mother's choice... ?
* Jiyo merey Lal (Brook Bond)
How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING????????????
* Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste
Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
comes A well. Luv
falls
into the well.
Why???
* Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
* Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
* D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya
hai ????
This is quite
simple..
*
D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahuthi
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software
engineer meets another
software engineer.
Both of them ask the same
question to each other.
What
is the question ???
* So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
What will u call a person who is leaving India??
* Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
What will u call a person who leaves India,but
doesn't travel much??
*
Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
* TAILOR
SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI ???????????
* Sita MEMORY hai (RAM=RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY yar./) Once upon a time in an elephant school some
loafer elephants were
sitting on a wall.
A sexy female elephant passes by.
what do the loafer
elephants say about her?
socho socho nahin yar aplog nahin bata
sakte.............
* 36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart
is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
* Dil Chhata Hai...
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