Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts!
Barber: "Your hair is turning grey, sir."
Customer, irritated by the long delay: " I'm not surprised hurry up, will you?"
First friend: "My barber is a specialist in road-map shaves."
Second friend: "How come?"
First friend: "When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts!"
A man tells the barber. "Don't put any sweet stuff on me. My wife'll
think I've been to a whore house."
Another customer in a nearby chair says, "You can put as much as you
want on me. My wife has never been to a whore house!"
One barbershop in town put up a sign attacking the fancy salon down
the block. The sign said, "Why pay twenty dollars? We give haircuts
for two dollars."
The salon got even by putting up a sign of its own stating,
"We repair two-dollar haircuts!"
I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the
barber when would be the best time to bring in my two-year-old son.
Without hesitation, the barber answered, "When he's four."
Customer: "How mach for haircut?" Barber: "20 Rupees." Cutomer: "How much for a Shave?" Barber: "Ten rupees." Cutomer: "Great-shave my head, please!"
Barber: "How old are you little man?" Rohit: "Eight." Barber: Do you want a haircut?" Rohit: "well, I certainly didnt came in for a shave!"
