Barber Jokes

Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business.
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Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts!
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Barber: "Your hair is turning grey, sir."
Customer, irritated by the long delay: " I'm not surprised hurry up, will you?"
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First friend: "My barber is a specialist in road-map shaves."
Second friend: "How come?"
First friend: "When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts!"


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A man entered a barbershop and asked for a shave.
After the shave, the barber said, "That will be a quarter, please."
"But," said the man, "Your sign says two bucks for a shave. How come only a quarter?"
The barber answered, "Once in a awhile we get a guy that is all mouth and we only charge him twenty-five cents!"
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A man was coming out of a new barber shop which he decided to try out. He met his friend and his friend asked him if the barber did a good job. He replied " the haircut looks fine but I didn't like the four-letter words he used when cutting my hair." "What did he say?" his friend asked? "Oops!" the man replied.
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As I am getting older I seem to be loosing my hair. When I went last week to the barber I joked with him that he keeps on going up in price when I have less to cut! He replied, "I should charge you double for all the time it takes me to find your hair!"
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A man tells the barber. "Don't put any sweet stuff on me. My wife'll think I've been to a whore house."
Another customer in a nearby chair says, "You can put as much as you want on me. My wife has never been to a whore house!"
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One barbershop in town put up a sign attacking the fancy salon down the block.
The sign said, "Why pay twenty dollars? We give haircuts for two dollars."
The salon got even by putting up a sign of its own stating, "We repair two-dollar haircuts!"
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I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the barber when would be the best time to bring in my two-year-old son.
Without hesitation, the barber answered, "When he's four."
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Customer: "How mach for haircut?"
Barber: "20 Rupees."
Cutomer: "How much for a Shave?"
Barber: "Ten rupees."
Cutomer: "Great-shave my head, please!"

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Barber: "How old are you little man?"
Rohit: "Eight."
Barber: Do you want a haircut?"
Rohit: "well, I certainly didnt came in for a shave!"

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