Accountant Jokes

Accountancy fact: What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.

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At the bank, I told the cashier, "I'd like to open a joint account please."

"Okay, with whom?"

"Whoever has lots of money."

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Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?

A drunk friend is liability
But.
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.

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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They are great with figures!

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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
"Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.
Her friend asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short while ago?"
The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been searching for."
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Why did the accountant cross the road?
To bore the people on the other side.
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There are three kinds of accountants in the world
Those who can count and those who can't.

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What's an actuary?
An accountant without the sense of humor

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
Invite an accountant.

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What's a shy and retiring accountant?
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's/she's retiring.

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What is the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
Jail.

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Why do accountants make good lovers?
Ther're great with figures!

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Why don't accountants read novels?
Because the only number in them are page nunbers!

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