Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had
his head
spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics
were just
a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent
that he
went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors
can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured! Long
Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess,
what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots
the bullet towards
the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both
the
gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the
middle
one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
has a revolver but no
bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest
imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang...the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one
last time,
and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of
physics. The
whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world
hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the
other side of a very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like
one of
those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth
has to
desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun
in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the
wall, he
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in
air. The
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
